The intercepted thought continued:

"Many Earth inhabitants search constantly for something they already know how to find. They call this place their 'happy place.' Often it contains water, sunlight and very few responsibilities. Upon arrival, they become noticeably calmer. Some lie motionless for hours. Others stare at the horizon as though awaiting important instructions from the ocean."

WOT attempted to test this theory himself. He selected a suitable towel and positioned himself according to local customs. Initial results were inconclusive. Although the location was pleasant and the rhythmic sound of the waves appeared beneficial, WOT remained uncertain whether happiness could be acquired simply by sitting in one place. A nearby seabird seemed equally content standing on the umbrella, suggesting that either the beach possessed unusual properties, or contentment was more common among Earth's creatures than humans realised. The investigation remains ongoing.